Werner Herzog Reads Twas The Night Before Christmas

in Comedy, Film | December 17th, 2010 Leave a Comment

Right in time for the holiday season. Faux Werner Herzog reads an uber dark and satirical version of Twas The Night Before Christmas. Other fun clips in this video series feature Faux Herzog reading Curious George, Madeline, and Mike Mulligan and His Steam Shovel. via @eacion

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Christmas Gifts Ideas for Him

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Do you think you have the greatest husband, boyfriend, fiance in the world? Are you having a little trouble deciding on that perfect gift to surprise him with this Christmas? Well, worry no more, sista. Your auntie has scoured the Internets for the perfect gifts for him to find under the Christmas tree!

First up are these British mini replicas of the classic Jaguar E-Type and a Porsche Speedster. At $15,000 a piece, these cars are nothing to play with. The cars are equipped with a gas engine or an electric motor that averages top speeds of 46 miles per hour. The tiny cars, which are half the size of the originals, take over 450 hours to make. So if you hurry and order by the end of the business day today, he will receive his special one-of-a kind gift just in time for Christmas! Your man will be the envy of all the other husbands in the neighborhood.

If money is tight, and your man wakes up hungry as a bear every morning, surprise him with this Wake And Bake Dream Griddle Alarm clock – $7.95. Okay, I’m kidding. It’s actually a Prank Pack fake gift box, which appears to contain ridiculous products from clueless companies. This particular item is out of stock, but they have other unique prank gifts for sale.

These eyelid stickers are a great gift idea if your man is always caught sleeping on the job by his nosy boss. Save his job and your marriage with these realistic looking eyelid stickers! All he has to do is apply these stickers to his eyelids when he feels a snooze coming on. Anyone passing by his cubicle will assume he’s wide awake! Prices start at .67 cents if you buy in bulk. Purchase them here.

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Maybe your man has a sweet tooth and gobbles down everything in sight? You can indulge his sweet tooth with this ottoman that looks like a gigantic Oreo cookie. He will drool when he sees the “chocolate” cushions with the velvety cream center. Cop it at Jellio for a cool $1,050.

If money is no object, the Britsh Royal Navy has an aircraft carrier for sale. No joke. You can bid for this aircraft carrier online right now. If you order today, it can be disassembled and shipped anywhere in the world. The HMS Invincible of the Royal Navy was taken out of service in 2005. You can buy this used carrier at the UK government’s property disposal auction website. Just click on “Add to Cart.”

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December Is The Season For Christmas Quotes & Captivating Greeting Cards

People belonging to western countries send huge volume of Christmas cards than those in the eastern parts of the world. As Christmas falls on December, greeting card manufacturers start their card production approximately in the month of September itself. Rural and small town industries even begin their card making well before the time of Christmas. Greeting card manufacture does not involve just the decorative design work parts but also the cute and attractive Christmas Quotes that need to be imprinted on. Even many corporate bodies send Christmas greeting cards with captivating Christmas Quotes to their customers in order to show their loyalty. According to estimation, it is found that the population of UK spends around 1 billion pounds for the purchase of greeting cards annually with an average of 55 cards in a single year per head. The pleasing Christmas Quotes that are needed for imprinting on the cards are usually taken from famous novels and historic books by the manufacturers. Some manufacturers also allow people to choose imprinting their own wordings or quotes on special fees. As winter falls, celebrations and greeting cards take a big part in the usual life of people to fill their days with unforgettable happiness and gifts.

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